roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

(Source: roselastrider, via tenseful)

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

(via tenseful)

fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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(Source: fingerblaster113, via spooky-beneficial-cucumber)

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via iwanteyebrowsm8)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: commonbee, via parkingstrange)

jetbag:

I get personally offended when someone shitty listens to my favourite band

(via modicum-navita)